No Sir. I Don’t Like It.

Listen, I would totally have sex with Karolina Kurkova. She’s a Victoria Secret Model. It’s a given. That being said, this chick is Fugly with a capital F. She looks like the love child of Gonzo and Mr. Ed. I think you can agree you’ve seen hotter chicks walking down the street, I know I have. Things are getting a bit iffy for Victoria Secret right now. They lost Gisele, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Heidi Klum. Miranda Kerr just isn’t cutting it and I don’t see Marisa Miller enough. They better come out with a “Mega Super Lesbian Make Out Catalog” or people are going to be pissed.

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