Matthew McConaughey stinks

January 30, 2008

Posted in: Matthew McConaughey

Matt doesn’t use deodorant

For those of us that didn’t know, Matthew McConaughey doesn’t use deodorant.

While on the set of their latest joint outing, next week’s Fool’s Gold (they also co-starred in How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days back in 2003), the actress begged the shirtless one to scrap his long-standing anti-deodorant policy.

“She always brings a salt rock, which is some natural deodorant, and says, ‘Would you please put this on?’” he was quoted by Contactmusic.com. “I just never wore it. No cologne, no deodorant.”

And he hasn’t worn it for over 20 years. Though he has insisted that the ladies dig it (once saying, “The women in my life, including my mother, have all said, ‘Hey, your natural smell smells, one, like a man, and, two, smells like you.’”

There’s nothing like walking down the street and passing by someone who doesn’t wear deodorant.   You pass a group of people and a few seconds later you are punched in the face with the most vile smell on the planet.  Then you look back to see who it was and you can never tell.  It’s the perfect crime.

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{ 1 comment }

Phillip McCracken January 31, 2008 at 6:08 am

if you dont believe that theirs chicks who would screw or chicks who dig guys who dont wear deodorant OR even shower at times…

i give the example of Bam Margera. for some reason girls LOVE this dude….and, when he does skate torus, dude doesnt shower for MONTHS. and never changes his clothes.

dont believe me, go watch the Tony Hawk Secret Skate Park DVD’s they talk about how bad he smells cause he refuses to shower, yet, at EVERY SHOW< theres hot women crawling all over him…

and think about how much you sweat when you skate, especially in jeans, in the middle of the summer…

check the Lizard King, too, hes another skate, dude also NEVER showers, hes dirty, and skanky, but you see that dude at skate demos…all the girls are all over this guy.

oh and as for McConehegy….worst actor ever. guy wouldnt be able to hold his own in the original Plan 9 From Outer Space…. his horrible acting would stick out like a sore thumb.

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