Lingerie Bowl Cancelled

The 2008 Lingerie Bowl was canceled because they didn’t have the “correct permits in time”. Whatever. It was canceled because no one watches it. Normally, hot chicks in lingerie is something I would be interested in, but hot chicks in lingerie who are covered in pads and playing bad football doesn’t turn me on. Here’s an idea. Instead of football, let’s have a Lingerie Make Out Pillow Party. Now THAT’S entertainment. Don’t believe me? Check out some footage from last year. Try not to fall asleep after watching 5 minutes of it. Those damn helmets make them look more like special ed kids than models.

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