Jennifer Hawkins is really hot and she’s Australian which is a bonus. Why? Everyone loves Australians. When’s the last time you met an Australian who was a dick? Never. They always want to buy you a beer or feed you steak and cheese fries. Then if you finish your beer, they bring you another one that’s ice cold. Wait a minute. Sorry. I’m thinking about Outback Steakhouse. My Bad.
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Australians can be dicks. Especially ignorant country boys. I lived there. Maggots grew in the sink because of their dishes. A german guy, a Zimbabwean and me complained. The two Aussie boys say “Maybe it’s cultural thing, but we’re Australian, we just don’t care.” I was in a car with these two boys and their friend. They were drunk and I needed a ride to the supermarket. They like to heckle at pedestrians. The last straw was when some 80something year old lady was crossing the street. Old Doug Gillett gets excited, rolls down the window and screams…”YOU FUCKING SLUT” and giggles uncontrolably. Another guy whispered to my roommate and asked if he would get SARS from sharing pipe with me. Don’t get me wrong…a lot of Australians are great. I just didn’t meet too many.
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