Miley Cyrus likes to have a good time

As you probably know by now, I do no research before I post so these pictures of Miley Cyrus hanging all over some older dude could be harmless, but harmless isn’t fun.  Let’s imagine his name is Milo and he is from Greece.  He preys on young Hollywood stars and has his sights set on Miley.  Her father protests and tries to warn her, but Miley says she is in love and runs away with Milo.  They have two kids and then have a messy divorce where Miley spirals into a drug addiction.  See?  That’s much more interesting than “Miley hangs out with a family friend”.

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