Carla Bruni is wearing white

I love it when chicks wear white bikinis.  It’s almost like a free pass to see them naked.   What I don’t like is when those chicks are over the age of 40.  I must admit though, Carla Bruni looks damn good for an old broad.  An old broad that takes care of herself is really a beautiful thing.  My neighbor is younger than Carla and she looks like she helped Abraham Lincoln shave for the first time.  She also stinks.  I think I need to find a new place…

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