Something about Ashley Tisdale makes me hot

I can’t explain it.  Sometimes Ashley Tisdale looks like a comical pelican laughing at her own joke and sometimes she looks sexy as hell.  I don’t like women like that, either be hot or don’t be hot.  You women are confusing enough as it is.  Like when they wear bandannas.  I hate chicks with bandannas.  I guess it’s supposed to keep the hair out of their faces, but you know what else keeps hair out of your face?  Hot sex with me!  Heyooo!  My comedy CD will be out next spring.  Look for it at your local dollar store.

Picture evidence of Ashley swapping the hot out:

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