What a Colossal Douchebag

The classiest guy on the planet, Kevin Federline, said he understands why people are obsessed with him and Britney.

“Even though everything is so publicized and everybody is looking at it, it’s normal for us,” he says in February’s Interview magazine.

“People put it up on this pedestal when it’s really the same way that everybody else goes through their stuff, you know? It’s not really any different.

“I mean, I could sit down and explain that to people, but they all already know how I feel,” he added. “I think the infatuation with the whole thing is that watching us go through things makes other people feel normal.”

Makes us feel normal…

Federline — who makes his debut on the CW soap One Tree Hill tonight — recently opened up to Usmagazine.com about life with Sean Preston and Jayden James. (Yesterday, a judge suspended Spears’ visitation rights indefinitely.)

God this guy is beyond annoying. What the hell is the CW doing giving him air time? Are they that desperate for ratings? Yes, Yes they are.

A typical family night “usually watching SpongeBob SquarePants, Cars or whatever the kids are into,” he told Us. “I’m much more G-rated than anything else these days!”

I can just imagine what that house is like. The kids are probably propped in front of the TV in their playpen for hours as they shit themselves, cuz “K-Fed don’t change no diapers Yo”. If I was given a choice of who to watch my kids, K-Fed or a Baboon with rabies, I would have to research the price of rabies shots before making my decision.

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