Gotcha Bitch!

The paparazzi that’s been hanging around with Britney is now selling racy photos of her to the press.  No Way.

Sources tell X17online exclusively that an Australian magazine has license the “semi-nude” photos of Britney, pitched by Adnan’s agency Finalpixx, for $57,000. It’s a far cry from the $5 million they were asking of the UK tabs for Adnan’s story and photos, but hey, a guy’s gotta put food on the table!

And here’s what we’re told about the “semi-nude” photos: there are shots of Britney wearing just a t-shirt — we guess it’s the night she was with him on the balcony, sharing the lollipop and she was wearing a t-shirt with no pants and a jacket.

You mean to tell me the paparazzi that Britney Spears knew for less than two weeks and then had sex with, was simply doing it to make a quick buck?  No way.  This will go down as one of the biggest plot twists in history.  Next thing they’ll tell me is that the Ninja Turtles was just a TV show.  Those guys are awesome.

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