Quick, Avert your eyes!

January 4, 2008

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Seriously, why do women like Sarah Jessica Parker?  She looks like walking death.  I can’t believe Sex in the City was a big show when in reality there is no way a woman that looked like that would be getting laid.  Sarah’s just lucky they don’t stone her as she walks down the street.  She has ruined the bikini for all humanity.

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marycatherine January 5, 2008 at 5:15 pm

Really sad thing is that JFK Jr. used to hit THAT!

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