Britney Spears officially snaps

This bitch has finally gone completely nuts.

Us has learned that the pop star was due to turn over Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1, Thursday at 7 p.m. Federline’s bodyguard was supposed to pick them up, but Spears was defiant. She had been with the kids at her Beverly Hills home since noon Thursday, after being briefly deposed earlier in her ongoing custody dispute.

About ninety minutes after refusing to give up the kids, police arrived.

Nice.  As much as I think K-Fed is a total douche, I wouldn’t let Britney babysit a carton of eggs for me.  But wait, there’s more!

After a tense time, Kiley drove Sean Preston to Kevin’s house, while Jayden was rushed to the hospital.

Britney was then transported to Cedars Sinai in an ambulance and was seen being transported into the hospital on a stretcher, looking somewhat dazed and confused, with her legs in restraints.

Our well-placed source says that the stress and mental anguish of the ongoing custody battle has caused the pop star to “lose a tremendous amount of weight in the past several weeks.”

Lose a tremendous amount of weight?!  Who are they talking about?  Unless she cut off a leg, Britney hasn’t lost anything.   So essentially, Britney went crazy and is now under a “suicide watch”.  I’m sure there will be tons more news, but I won’t bore you with any details.  In fact, instead of more Britney Spears news, let’s look at some bikini pictures.

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