Britney is under suicide watch

According to US Magazine, Britney Spears is in the “special needs” ward for the next 72 hours.

“So we go stay with these patients and monitor them constantly,” the source adds. “We watch them so they don’t hurt themselves and watch the people who come visit them to make sure they don’t pass anything to them.”

However, the source said when they got the call to monitor Spears, “none of us wanted to go sit with her”.

She will be on lockdown for 72 hours, a source tells Us.

This pretty much ensures she won’t be seeing her kids for a long time.  It also officially takes her off my “women to bang before I die” list.  I could deal with a little crazy,  I could even deal with a little pudge, since she is famous, but a chick who’s been on suicide watch is just loony.  You’ll wake up after sex and she’ll be smearing mayonnaise all over your feet and telling you how much she hates her daddy.  Not a cool scene.

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