Touchdown!

Saint’s running back Reggie Bush scored a hell of a New Year’s gift this year. He rang in 2008 with Kim Kardashian, of the Ray J sex tape fame. I wonder if his now STD laden crotch will hamper his performance.  It’s a good thing he’s injured since I’ve heard it’s hard to rush for 100 yards when your balls are on fire due to a Herpes flare up.

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