Look at me I have boobs!

Tila Tequila is perhaps the world’s biggest attention whore. She does absolutely nothing well. Her “music” sucks, her show on MTV is unwatchable, and her face looks like someone put it into a vice and scrunched it up. The sad reality is that guys will do practically anything for big boobs, even if they’re attached to a waste of space (see: anyone on The Hills).