Derek Hail is off to ring in the New Year

We here at Derek Hail have enjoyed 2007. With the exception of any Kevin Federline news, we look forward to bringing you the useless news you crave in 2008. Due to our raging need for alcohol, we are off to the bars tonight, and will be in severe pain all of tomorrow. Before we leave you though, I thought I would provide you with a quick rundown of some of our favorite stuff from the past year. Enjoy!

Top 5 Bikini Pics

1. Jessica Biel has the perfect ass
2. Jessica Alba gives a dude a boner
3. Abigail Clancy’s bikini is minty white
4. Danielle Lloyd is falling out of her bikini
5. Amanda Harrington…wow

Top 5 Worst Bikini Pics

1. Britney in a Thong…Why
2. Celine Dion - We didn’t need to ever see you in one
3. Teri Hatcher is gross (no pics, but you can imagine)
4. Keira Knightley - Where’s the beef?
5. Pink has to have a penis

Top 5 Nip Slips

1. Megan Fox gives us a peek
2. Vanessa Hudgens shows us the whole package
3. Jessica Simpson’s prudish nipples
4. Lindsay Lohan nip slips are a dime a dozen
5. Lucy Pinder…just because

That’s all the nudity links I can think of. I mean let’s face it, the skin is in. Bada Bing! I just made that up right now. I should sign up for a BET Comedy Showcase. I’m THAT good.