Jessica Simpson’s breasts are unlucky

Jessica Simpson’s latest lucky bastard, Tony Romo, was taunted during this week’s game against the Carolina Panthers as thousands of fans wore Jessica Simpson masks.

After many blamed his girlfriend Jessica Simpson for his team’s loss last Sunday, Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo overcame a sore thumb and taunting Carolina Panthers fans Saturday night and pulled out a victory.

Last week, he completed a season-low 13 passes and threw three interceptions, the worst game of his career. On Saturday, Romo completed 28 passes and threw for 257 yards and just one interception.

It’s very simple people. They only donned the masks. You have to bring the breasts, it’s those things that wreak havoc on all men. Don’t believe me? Put a bag over a hot chick’s head and parade her around with no shirt on. Then, walk that same girl around wearing a full burka. You tell me which one gets the most attention.

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