Jenna Fischer doesn’t make me hot

I don’t know what it is, but Jenna Fischer doesn’t turn me on at all.  She’s too goody goody.  Whenever I see her trying to act sexy it just seems unnatural.  In fact, if there were ever a Jenna Fischer sex tape, I’m pretty sure it would involve her sitting behind a desk and staring at the camera with weird faces for 23 minutes.  Then, a midget would appear from underneath the desk and we would then realize there WAS sex going on under there after all!  Those midgets…they’re so crafty and clever.  I want one for Christmas!