Jamie-Lynn Spears is Pregnant, Knocked Up, Bare-Footed, Has a Baby?

In an interview with OK! Magazine, Jamie Lynn Spears (a 16 year old girl) reveals that she is pregnant and the father is none other than Casey Aldridge or otherwise known as some guy who looks much older than 16. According to TMZ,

A source tells us the interview, which hits stands tomorrow, is six pages and is on the record with Jamie Lynn and her mother. She tells the mag that the father is Casey Aldridge, who she has been dating for some time and first met at church. Brit’s younger sister, star of Nick’s “Zoey 101,” says she’s keeping the baby.

I haven’t been to church in a while, but I’ll be there this Sunday. I had no idea church was a place to pick up women who give it up. As a matter of fact, I hope there is a Tuesday night mass. I need to put a little Christ in me and a few other people.

Update - I just realized both Britney Spears and Jamie-Lynn Spears are from the South where crops grow and cows graze and meat drops out of every hole. I am unfortunately from New York. Road trip to Alabama anyone?