Jessica Alba Pregnant? Noooooo!

FoxNews is reporting that Jessica Alba is pregnant.

“I can confirm that Jessica and Cash are expecting a baby in late spring, early summer,” her rep, Brad Cafarelli, told People.

That son of a bitch Cash Warren pretty much planted his flag in the world’s most sought after ass. On one hand he’s a douchebag, but on the other, I’ve got to give him props. He’s pretty much set now. Unless Jessica goes and gains 100 lbs and goes nuts like Britney, he’s going to be on easy street as the stay home daddy.

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