Jack Nicholson may have 9,000 kids

Senile actor, Jack Nicholson now believes he may have as many as 9,000 kids running around reports the Sun:

The legendary Lothario has four acknowledged offspring by three women.

But Shining star Jack said: “There could be 9,000 for all I know – I used to live so freely.”

OK, So he didn’t exactly say that he had 9,000 kids running around but the headline drew you in didn’t it?  Apparently, Jacko was a big man whore in his day which is why he’s pictured below on a boat full of hotties in France.  I have pictures like that too, only replace the hotties with stuffed animals…and instead of a boat it was my grandmother’s backyard.  That was a wild night.

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