Hulk Hogan is Getting Divorced

Hulk Hogan or “Terry Gene Bollea” is being divorced by his wife of 24 years and The Hulk did not find out until Friday night when a Times reporter broke the news, which is 3 days after Linda Hogan filed the papers. According to People,

He[The Hulk] thanked the reporter for the “great information” then called back five minutes later to say, “I’m kind of shocked. You caught me off-guard. My wife has been in California for about three weeks. … Holy smokes. Wow, you just knocked the bottom out of me. … I just pulled over to the side of the road for five minutes to find out what was going on here.”

This just goes to show you that marriages don’t last in America. I mean, if a woman won’t stay with a man who can rip his shirt off, what else does he have to offer? I mean, I’ve been practicing ripping my shirt off since I was 6, and now, 17 years later, I have no shirts, no women, and absolutely no clue on how to impress the other gender.