Britney Spears Adopting Chinese Twins

Britney Spears, who lost custody of her own kids, is supposedly going through the process of adopting Chinese twins. In addition, Britney Spears allegedly shelled out $50,000 on her own funeral arrangements. According to News of the World,

A source close to Britney told me: “It doesn’t seem that Britney has thought this through completely. Adoption and a funeral? The two don’t exactly go hand-in-hand.

“Paying for a funeral is a sensible thing to do—but not when you’re only 25!

“It’s a case of too much, too soon with Britney.

The U.S. government deemed Britney Spears unfit to raise her own children and the obvious solution is to ask another government. Considering the largest country in the world is already having a problem with their population, I’m relatively sure they’re going to gift wrap the twins and throw two more in for free, but then again… this is News of the World.

And now here is Britney Spears leaving the restaurant Mirabelle with one of the shortest and sluttiest skirts I’ve ever seen and I can’t say that I’m surprised.

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