The Victoria Secret Show Afterparty is Unjust

Things like the Victoria Secret Show after party are just not fair. Imagine, all the hottest women on the planet with their curves popping out of everywhere, drinking and having a great time. Now imagine yourself outside, not allowed to get inside. It’s really an injustice to all mankind. They stroll these beauties like Marissa Miller and Miranda Kerr across a red carpet outside, then whisk them away indoors where we can’t see them. I mean, the least they can do is hold it at a place with a lot of windows…or just invite me.