Jewel Attends CMA Awards With Fangs, Without Breasts

November 8, 2007

Jewel

Here is Jewel at the 41st annual CMA awards with what appears to be two little grapes on her chest. While several other websites are speculating “what happened to Jewel’s breasts,” I’m really just left wondering why they care. Do you see those fangs? I couldn’t tear my eyes away from her choppers long enough to discover her boobs are non-existent, which leads me to believe… she ate them. Jewel ate her breasts. That’s what happened. Trust me I’m pretty much never wrong.

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{ 3 comments }

Mark Zuckerberg November 8, 2007 at 11:26 am

Wow… Jewel is looking amazing. I’m suprised!

Victor November 8, 2007 at 1:21 pm

I loved this year CMA… Rascal Flatts along with Gary LeVox and Jamie Foxx were great! I saw this great country music directory with lots of videos from people like Taylor Swift, Dierk Bentley and Alan Jackson: weshow.com/us/c/83/country_and_folk
Which one of those is your favorite singer?

Kelly November 8, 2007 at 7:15 pm

OMG!! WTF are those things??!!

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