Keira Knightley: “I’ve Been Banned from Reading Newspapers”

Keira Knightley recently revealed to Elle Magazine that she absolutely hates the newspapers and her friends have since banned her from reading the paper. According to the Post Chronicle,

“I’m a moody b*****d, to be honest. I’ve been banned from reading newspapers because the way they’re written angers me so much. If I want an opinion, I’ll read the opinion part of the newspaper. I do not want it when I’m trying to get the facts.

“I get incredibly angry. It really f**ks me off. See, I have to calm down about it even now!”

Anger management anyone? It’s a newspaper. Calm down. In addition, she revealed to Elle Magazine,

“God, I hate my mobile phone. It rings and then I realise that I don’t want to talk to anyone. So I always press ignore. One time I threw it into the sea, but then went, ‘Oh my God, I want to be eco-friendly but I’ve chucked a BlackBerry into the sea!’

“So I went diving into the water, which I hadn’t actually been in, because there were meant to be barracudas or something, and I sort of fished around but couldn’t find it anywhere, so I had to leave it.”

I actually totally understand Keira Knightley in this situation. I usually find myself looking for an excuse to jump into the sea filled with barracudas. You know, to show off my manliness and what not. I’m told women love a man with fish bites all over his body, so why not?

Update: I decided to move this to the top because I found the Elle Magazine scans.

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