Paris Hilton is a Slutty Marine for Halloween

November 1, 2007

Posted in: Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton Army Pictures Halloween 1a

Paris Hilton hosted a party at Club Lax in Las Vegas last night as a sexy U.S. army troop. The only thing is, she isn’t very sexy and I’m not quite sure why she has yellow eyes. Do people in the army have yellow eyes? I mean, I know they don’t wear stockings either, but I understand her attempt at being a sexy girl in the army, but like I said, the yellow eyes just don’t fit. Want to know what else doesn’t fit? My penis in the meat grinder because thats where I want to put it after seeing these Paris Hilton pictures.

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DJ Inphinity November 1, 2007 at 4:32 pm

With yellow eyes… it makes so much sense.

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