JBlo Goes Straight to DVD

Jennifer Lopez’s new movie “Bordertown” is allegedly going straight to DVD, which may put the final nail in Jennifer’s coffin considering she had a recent album tank and a recent movie, “El Cantante” bomb. Anyway, according to Page Six,
“Bordertown” - where J. Lo plays a reporter probing the murders of female factory workers in Mexico - will hit video stores in January, reports Moviefone. Co-starring Antonio Banderas, the flick was booed at the Berlin International Film Festival. A rep for “Bordertown” insisted plans for the film are still in limbo.
Bordertown would make a better movie if it was JLo probing into the death of her career. It would be five minutes long, 4 of which would be gratiuitious shots of her ass. Now that’s how you win an award.
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