David Beckham on Arena Magazine Cover

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Here is David Beckham on the cover of Arena Magazine. He may be AskMen.com’s number one man of 2007, but I want to assure you I’m much better. He’s a professional soccer player, extremely rich, and wears suspenders, but how could you respect a man who puts his penis into a plastic doll regularly? Or, well, Victoria Beckham isn’t completely plastic, but she’s definitely more fake than real. I on the other hand am really good with computers and type 130 WPM. He ain’t got nothing on me.