Britney Spears Breast Fed Child While Drunk?

Kevin Federline’s new girl, Nicole Narain, who starred in her very own sex tape with Colin Farrell, has made the claim that Britney Spears breast-fed Jayden James while she was drunk on vodka. In addition, Nicole went on to make several more allegations and according to The Sun, she said,

Kevin fears her erratic behaviour has left their two sons permanently ‘damaged’.

Brit has been warned several times not to leave the boys in her swimming pool unsupervised AND in her car without seatbelts.

Britney once made a pass at Nicole when they were in the toilet together.

You want to know what the inherent problem is with this story? You can’t trust Nicole or The Sun. The Sun is notorious for publishing crap and Nicole has been out of the lime-light for so long that anything she has to say you’d assume she was just trying to emulate the effect of another penis in her mouth on tape.

However, I could totally see Britney Spears coming back from a club hammered, waking up the children, and breast-feeding them in an attempt to prove to herself that she’s a good mother. So what if they got a little drunk, they didn’t starve. You think kids in Somalia give a shit about a little alcohol in their food? Fuck no. They’d be asking for seconds. Unfortunately, shortly after, they’d probably celebrate by having sex which would lead to 45 more starving children. What a vicious cycle.

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