Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail

Avril Lavigne is a Boring French Maid

Avril Lavigne Halloween Costume

One of the main points of Halloween is for girls to dress up like sluts because they can get away with it. A slutty French Maid uniform usually does the trick. However, here is Avril Lavigne in her very own unique version of a French maid uniform and it is a complete disappointment. How are we suppose to stare at Avril with the looming threat of her stomping on our necks with white combat boots? What a bitch… right?

Update: Okay, so I may have misinterpreted Avril Lavigne’s costume, but I did get one thing right. She’s not as whoreish as she could be.

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