Heidi Klum says “WOW” to Large Penises

Heidi Klum. who has been married to Seal since 2005, revealed to Oprah that her initial attraction for Seal began after a very heated first encounter. Heidi was just sitting there and Seal emerged from the gym hot, sweaty, and showing off a large “package.” According to M&C, Heidi Klum told Oprah,

“I met him in a hotel lobby in New York City and he came in just from the gym and I was sitting there and I was, like, ‘wow!’

“He was wearing bicycle shorts and I pretty much saw everything. The whole package.”

And there we have it folks. The secret to attracting super models has nothing to do with whether or not you look like your face was ran through a cheese grater, but it rests solely on how large your penis is and how well you pull off showing it off. And I was wondering why penis pills sell so well on the internet…

And what kind of person would I be if I didn’t have sexy pictures of Heidi Klum? A real bad one.

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