Paris Hilton: “I Feel Empty Inside.” Or, In Other Words, Dickless

Paris Hilton has finally admitted that her former party-going lifestyle was very unsatisfying. She admits the main reason behind her actions was to have fun, but she recently said,

“Before, my life was about having fun, going to parties - it was a fantasy. But when I had time to reflect, I felt empty inside. I want to leave a mark on the world.”

It’s time we sit Paris Hilton down and have an intervention. Staining a solar system bed spread wit female ejaculate is hardly leaving a mark on the world. In the mean time, Paris Hilton is prepping for a trip to Rwanda.

“There’s so much need in that area, and I feel like if I go, it will bring more attention to what people can do to help.

“I want to visit more countries where poverty and children’s issues are a big concern.

“I know there’s a lot of good I can do just by getting involved and bringing attention to these issues.”

You see, with the amount of sexual partners Paris Hilton has had, I wouldn’t be surprised if she had the only blood in the world with the right antibodies to stop AIDS.  What a model young woman.

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