Orlando Bloom Rams Jessica Simpson, Rams His Car Into a Parked Porsche

Jessica Simpson and Orlando Bloom were spotted arriving at the same party at the same time. As someone peering in from the outside, I’d expect them to be an item, but I always thought Orlando Bloom was gay. So it can’t be true. However, according to OK!, a friend said,

“Jessica and Orlando are trying to keep their relationship on the down low,” the source says. “It’s all new to them and they’re still just feeling their ways but they are definitely an item.”

Okay. Orlando Bloom probably has slept with more women than most men could imagine, but just because he let a girl touch his bean bag doesn’t mean he’s not gay. As a matter of fact, I think it would make him more gay because I’m pretty sure he was thinking of a man. Or well, it doesn’t matter what he was thinking  because early this morning he was involved in a pretty bad car crash. According to TMZ,

LAPD tells us that one of Bloom’s passengers suffered a fractured neck and the other was cut by her seat belt.

In video taken immediately following this morning’s accident, Bloom can be seen walking away from the scene, leaving two women — one injured and bleeding — in his smashed-up ride. Nice guy!

As a first reaction, you’d assume Orlando Bloom was drunk, but that is apparently not the case. Even though a BAC test wasn’t administered at the scene of the accident, it was given a little while later and it concluded that Orlando was neither drunk nor high. But at least he was able to show off what a knight in shining armor looks like after he left two girls for dead. What a guy!

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