Michael Lohan is a Slut

Lindsay Lohan’s father, Michael Lohan is allegedly a slut. He was supposedly in a “hot and heavy” intimate relationship with a Long Island divorcee until she found out he was dating another girl as well. The other girl is allegedly a 41 year old mother of three who works for Century 21 real-estate and her name is Virginia Bertolino. According to Page Six, the divorcee said,

“We met in family court on June 25, and ever since we had been dating. We spent the Fourth of July on the beach near the Crescent Club in Bayville. It was very hot and heavy, and I saw him almost every day in the beginning. We fell in love - there was ‘I love you’ and everything. He told me that he was going to change my life. He’s very sexual, I thought we had great sex. Sex is very important with him.”

This chick who is now revealing the tell-all to the Post is obviously an idiot. Whore runs in the genetic code. If she knew anything about Lindsay, she should have realized that young women who slut around have daddy issues. What could she honestly expect? In addition, the divorcee said,

“My friends met him, my parents met him. I know his mother likes me, his sister likes me. What are they going to say now? When we first met, I knew he was Lindsay Lohan’s dad and that was a little exciting, but I’m not a user. I’m a responsible woman in the community . . . What kind of game is he playing? I want the whole world to know about him.”

What is there to know about Michael Lohan? He was in jail for drunk driving, his daughter is looking for the cure hidden in male genitalia, and his ex-wife is fucking crazy. The whole world already knows the Lohan family is filled with degenerates. No new news here.

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