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Kevin Federline’s Crappy Situation

October 5, 2007

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Kevin Federline wore an eyepatch to court on Wednesday and now the mystery behind the patch has been revealed. Kevin Federline had pink eye. According to Pr Inside,

A source tells Usmagazine.com, “(Kevin) had strep throat (sore throat) all last week and then got pink eye. It’s crazy. He’s not doing too well physically but he’s trying to get better as he has to leave next week to tape (U.S. TV show) “One Tree Hill” again.

I’m confused. I understand strep throat makes your throat itchy, but I thought pink eye comes from your ass? Why was he scratching his ass and then his eyes? Or maybe, he changed one of the children’s diapers and put the soiled diaper on his face as some form of facial treatment. I did read once that urine was good for complexion, but baby crap? Come on now.

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{ 4 comments }

Whatthe October 5, 2007 at 10:37 pm

Pink eye spreads from viral infections! Get your facts right you dolt!

Derek Hail October 5, 2007 at 10:53 pm

Hey, if you knew anything, it comes from a bacteria that lives in fecal matter. So if you scratch your ass you could get pink eye.

Next time you call someone a dolt, make sure you’re educated. Obviously you’re the idiot.

MsTriste October 6, 2007 at 12:51 am

Neither of you know what you’re talking about. Pink eye can be from a virus or a bacteria. It’s only spread by direct contact, NOT through the air as many believe.

Derek Hail October 6, 2007 at 4:57 am

Yes, and I am saying that Kevin Federline may or may not have had his finger near his children’s feces that may or may not have been carrying the disease.

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