Kevin Federline’s Crappy Situation

Kevin Federline wore an eyepatch to court on Wednesday and now the mystery behind the patch has been revealed. Kevin Federline had pink eye. According to Pr Inside,

A source tells Usmagazine.com, “(Kevin) had strep throat (sore throat) all last week and then got pink eye. It’s crazy. He’s not doing too well physically but he’s trying to get better as he has to leave next week to tape (U.S. TV show) “One Tree Hill” again.

I’m confused. I understand strep throat makes your throat itchy, but I thought pink eye comes from your ass? Why was he scratching his ass and then his eyes? Or maybe, he changed one of the children’s diapers and put the soiled diaper on his face as some form of facial treatment. I did read once that urine was good for complexion, but baby crap? Come on now.

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