Joey Fatone Extends an Arm, or Maybe a Penis, to Britney Spears

September 28, 2007

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Britney Spears

Joey Fatone, one of the singers from N’sync, has reached out to Britney Spears with hopes of helping her through her current problems. He tells ExtraTV,

“I think she just needs some time, some time to really heal.”

He’s now inviting her to take refuge far away from Hollywood at his home in Orlando.

“Britney call me, come over to my house, come to Orlando, get way from it all,” he pleaded. “It’s a good thing to get out of L.A.”

At first I thought he was trying to get in Britney’s pants, but then I realized he’s married to Joanie Laurer and if you’ve ever seen Joanie, you’d know she could probably throw Britney through a cement wall. So, this naturally only leaves one option. He’s obviously extending his wife’s man arm as a way to protect Britney from the paparazzi because lord knows a fat guy like Joey can’t do much other than smear Boston cream on a paparazzi’s camera lens.

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lizza September 28, 2007 at 7:57 pm

he’s not married to joanie laurer. where do you get your info?

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