And the Skank Award Goes To…

These are the first pictures since Christina Aguilera has become visually pregnant where she looked like absolute trash. It isn’t the pregnant belly protruding from her pants, or her slicked back hair, it’s the fact that she looks like a street prostitute who got into a fight paint can. Several paint cans. Several different colored paint cans. While I’m no expert on color, for any of you girls looking to copy this perfect makeup master piece, she used three parts skank and one part circus clown.

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