The Titty Tussle: Kate Moss Fights Sienna Miller

Kate Moss and Sienna Miller allegedly had a catfight over Rhys Ifans at a mutual friend’s reception. Despite no blood being shed, Kate Moss mustered a high enough BAC to accuse Sienna Miller of being a thief. According to The Sun,

“Kate had a go at Sienna and accused her of stealing her style. She was ranting on about how Sienna was now trying to steal her lifestyle and her friends too.

“It was really cutting and everyone was listening to them.

“A few drinks had been sunk by the time Kate said it and Sienna had plucked up some Dutch courage too. She gave Kate as good as she got.”

The last time I saw a cat fight between two women, was when I got my ass kicked by a doublewide, food slinging, fat woman and just like Sienna, I gave her as good as I got, but let me tell you, it’s hard for a man to fight in a dress. I’m sure if I had a few drinks, I would have pounded that woman. You know, more cushion… I disgust myself sometimes.

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