Kiefer Sutherland Arrested for Driving Drunk

September 25, 2007

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Kiefer Sutherland

Kiefer Sutherland was pulled over on the suspicion of DUI when he made an illegal U-turn in West Hollywood at 1:35am. He allegedly proceeded to blow twice the legal limit of 0.08. According to TMZ,

This is the actor’s second DUI in the past five years — he was arrested in 2004. By California law, if he’s convicted, he must serve a mandatory minimum of five days in jail…

We’re told Sutherland was “cooperative and mellow” while he was in custody.

According to the L.A. Sheriff’s Dept. website, the actor is 5’10″ and weighs 150 lbs.

Of course Kiefer was “cooperative and mellow.” While we’re at it, lets compliment him for breathing, blinking, and not hitting a cop in the face. You may be thinking, “He could have killed an innocent child,” but that’s irrelevant. Children aren’t awake at 1:35am. The case should be thrown out right now. Kiefer said, “Can you PLEASE take me to the police station?” His good manners should the number one factor deciding whether or not Kiefer receives a five day rape party because things like Breathalyzers and illegal U-turns are flawed.

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