Britney Spears Loses Children, Custody

Update: It is officially, Britney Spears has LOST CUSTODY of her children. Click to find out more

Britney Spears is set to lose temporary custody of her children due to the testimony of Tony Baretto, Britney’s former bodyguard, alleged Britney developed “nudity, drug and safety” issues after being released from Promises rehab facility. According to Metro,

According to reports in the US, authorities will hand custody of 2-year-old Sean Preston and 1-year-old Jayden James to their father, Kevin Federline, after obtaining a legal file.

The kids would be better off fending for themselves with butter knives and forks in the Amazon jungle. Jaguar? No problem. Kfed practicing rap lyrics in the mirror? Where do I jump?

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