OJ Simpson Was Arrested

OJ Simpson was arrested for allegedly committing armed robbery in a Las Vegas Hotel room  to acquire his stolen sports memorabilia. In an audio recording, a person thought to be OJ said,

“Don’t let nobody out of here.”

“Think you can steal my s— and sell it?” the voice identified as Simpson’s said.

Supposedly, O.J. Simpson set up a meeting with the sports memorbilia dealers as if he was an interested buyer, but instead, he supposedly decided to Rambo it. Bruce Fromrong, a man present in the hotel room, said,

“The door burst open and they came in almost commando style, O.J. Simpson and some of his people, I guess you would call it, with guns drawn,” Fromong told ABC’s “Good Morning America” Monday. “O.J. at that time was saying, ‘I want my stuff. I want my stuff.’

“The thing in my mind as soon as I saw him, I’m thinking, ‘O.J., how can you be this dumb? You’re in enough trouble.’”

While the remainder of the O.J Simpson story develops, I was told a child’s black glove was found at the scene of the crime, which pretty much means O.J. Simpson is innocent. If a black glove could get him off two murders, what’s a little armed robbery?