Britney Spears wants to be on the cover of Maxim. Apparently, the last time she graced the cover of a magazine (Rolling Stone 2003), she was a world renowned sex symbol and an object of desire for men and women, which is why she thinks a Maxim cover shot would be the answer to all of her problems. According to OK!,
“Brit’s in damage control mode now. She’s been talking to the folks at Maxim about doing a photo shoot,” a friend of the pop princess tells OK! exclusively
“She wants to be on the cover as quickly as they can shoot her.”
And considering that Lindsay Lohan, the only celeb in Brit’s age range who could argue for having had a worse 2007, was the unlikely choice to top Maxim‘s Hot 100 list this year (Britney didn’t make the cut), she sees the magazine as being a welcoming place for her right now. “She sits around reading Maxim all the time,” the friend reveals to OK!.
Lindsay Lohan may be a complete train wreck but she’s still hot. Britney on the other hand is the exact opposite of hot. Imagine what a man’s penis would do if he were standing naked in sub-zero temperatures – it would crawl back up into his mouth. However, when staring at Britney, it would try to jump into the nearest garbage disposal.