Britney Spears Banned from Charteau Marmont Hotel

Britney Spears has allegedly been banned from LA’s exclusive Chateau Marmont Hotel because she was “acting weird.” According to The Sun,

And it seems “acting weird” doesn’t begin to describe her latest act of lunacy, which saw Britney stunning fellow diners in the posh hotel restaurant by smearing a plate of top-notch food over her face.

Wait a second. You mean you’re not supposed to eat food by rubbing it all over your face first?

Horrified guests were understandably outraged and demanded the management kick her out for good.

A source said: “The diners were disgusted. You wouldn’t expect that from a teenager in a fast-food joint.

“Royalty have dined in this restaurant. Her behaviour was totally unacceptable.”

Who gives a shit if royalty dined at the resturaunt. The only royalty left in the world that I know of lives in England and they use to have sex with their brothers and sisters so they can’t say a word. However, she did rub food all over her face in a restaurant and whatever way you look at it, that’s crazy, but, at least she didn’t shit in a box and paint the bathroom instead because that would have just been disgusting.

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