Kanye West Whines Like a Little Girl

Kanye West was nominated for five awards at the 2007 MTV Video Music Awards and he managed to walk away with exactly zero of them. And, in a typical, mature, fashion, he whined and stomped his feet in front of the media. According to Yahoo, Kanye said,

“That’s two years in a row, man … give a black man a chance,” said West, stomping around his entourage and directing his comments at a reporter. “I’m trying hard man, I have the … No. 1 record, man.” It was the latest outburst from West at an awards show. Last year, he crashed the stage at the MTV Europe Awards after not winning for best video.

Jesus. He should do drink some cranberry juice or go buy a bottle of Midol, but for god sakes, he needs to clean the sand out of his vagina. I’ve never seen someone whine this much since the last time I urinated myself while passed out in an alleyway, but at least I was drunk.