Paris Hilton Prepares for Childbirth

Paris Hilton plans to leave the party life-style behind in an attempt to prepare her body childbirth. She joined a gym. Now, who will be the lucky stud to land the triple play: commitment, kids, and herpes. According to Eonline, Paris Hilton said,

“I wanna have like a family and a guy,” she tells Collins, a lifelong family friend, in the Q&A. “Y’know, it just upsets me because I’m not anything like what people say about me, and this cartoon character that they’ve made of me is just completely false. It makes me mad that I’m such a good person and I’m treated like that by some people, I just don’t get it.”

Still, the 26-year-old isn’t letting the haters get her down—or get in the way of a good plan.

“I just started working out and it feels great,” she said. “It gives me so much energy. I want kids next year, so I’ve got to get my body ready.”

Kids? A child in the care of Paris Hilton? A little baby that burps, spits, and pisses everywhere? It will be a perfect match. They can both wet themselves and call someone else for some food, water, and nurturing because we all know they’re both incapable.

Do you think she looks ready to have children?

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