Three New Britney Spears Songs

As expected, the publicity surrounding Britney Spears’s new music is huge. And, also as expected, all of the songs are terrible. However, as I recall, Britney has always been a performer first and a singer second. So, given how well versed Britney is nowadays, I wonder if instead of dancing she’ll shoot children out of her vagina. Ping Pong balls? Screw that! She just splattered a baby on the wall!

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