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Lily Allen Can’t Get a Visa!

August 8, 2007

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“Lily Allen is the opposite of this picture today, but still ugly.”

LA - After her clash with a photographer in London, US authorities are taking no chances with Lily Allen. The Immigration officials revoked her working Visa. Lily Allen had this to say:

I am trying everything I can to sort this situation out. I want my fans to know that I will do everything I can to be back in America in September. I don’t like letting my fans down and this is a situation that I am sure we can sort.

It is good to see American tax dollars are hard at work to prevent a 22 year old girl from singing in the United States because she kicked an irritating photographer in a different continent. Somehow I wouldn’t be surprised if they found Osama working at a convenience store out in Long Island.

Yay government!

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{ 3 comments }

Krispy August 9, 2007 at 4:10 am

it’s not like she’s going to enter paradise..
Europe rules

Cypress August 10, 2007 at 7:56 am

The Brits sent out a warning on her, which we honor.. It wasn’t the USA!

Leigh August 18, 2007 at 5:34 pm

Who cares? I don’t like her, anyway, – keep her out.

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