Jessica Simpson Hired a Dating Service?

August 3, 2007

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Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson, who has reportedly went through three men since her split with Nick Lachey, has allegedly hired a dating service to find her the perfect match. Even though Jessica’s rep denies it, according to Life & Style Weekly, a friend close to Simpson says,

Jess, 27, “is done being set up by family and friends, and she’s through with LA’s club scene,” the friend says. “She wants to meet a confident entrepreneur who won’t use their relationship to fuel his ego.”

A confident entrepreneur without an ego? What exactly would Jessica Simpson bring to the relationship other than being the typical trophy wife? She’s not particularly good for anything other than, “Hey look, this is my wife. Yea, she’s Jessica Simpson, and her breasts are bigger when she’s topless.”

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{ 10 comments }

angel August 3, 2007 at 12:12 pm

jessica would be every man’s dream & every girls girlfriend. i adore her!

david10006 August 5, 2007 at 5:23 pm

mmmm.. i’m not an “entrepreneur” but if given a chance, i would still rock her world.

Danny August 5, 2007 at 7:47 pm

You’re both morons.

Hoeleen August 6, 2007 at 11:36 am

Wow, her breasts are rather small. I’m guessing she’s an “A” cup.

AW! August 6, 2007 at 11:37 am

I can’t imagine a welath, confident entrepreneur wanting a mindless, no-talent like Jessica. There are plenty of pretty girls out there with some brains they could have. She’s a loser.

dark August 6, 2007 at 12:14 pm

Being able to give good head is just not enough. Stupidity is such a turn off.

imdental August 6, 2007 at 12:16 pm

I wonder if she would marry a dentist! I’m a dentist! I can make her teeth white with my special pearl cream!

david10006 August 6, 2007 at 7:22 pm

Dan..please remove your head from your ass and get some much needed air. thank you.

Candy Apple August 7, 2007 at 1:53 pm

It’s too bad she wasn’t done with LA’s club scene while she was married. If she had been, the little hussy mighta stayed married.

Corey Cotta August 27, 2007 at 11:10 am

Everyone though Jessica Simpson wouldn’t last in the spotlight. Well everyone was wrong. Because she is being responsible with her personal life is bad?

Corey Cotta, Author of All of Yesterdays Tomorrows.

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