Cindy Crawford Topless

Cindy Crawford was spotted tanning topless in St. Tropez on July 29th 2007. Usually, when I think of a 40 year old woman naked, my penis crawls back up into my stomach and tries to gouge my eyes out, but in this instance, it actually pulled my fat ass off of my chair and walked over to CVS to pick up some KY. Unfortunately I was arrested on the way back, the cashier called me a real dick.

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