Jessica Alba Wanted to Get Married

When Jessica Alba dumped Cash Warren over the phone, men around the world rejoiced. Another hot girl was back on the market. However, Gatecrasher is reporting that the reason for the split was purely because Jessica was ready for marriage and Cash wasn’t. According to Gatecrasher,

“Seeing Eva get married made Jessica wistful,” says the friend. “That was the reason Jessica seemed to be in a terrible mood in Paris.”

Here’s hoping their own fairy tale also has a happy ending.

The only thing fairy about this story is Cash. Who would decline Jessica Alba’s marriage desires? I wouldn’t be surprised if his penis jumped off his legs and committed suicide.

Here’s a much larger picture of the girl Cash wouldn’t marry. What an idiot.

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